(only read if you have a sense of humor)
Dear Ringo,
Please take off those sunglasses. I know that they help you keep the sun out of your eyes, but take them off inside. You need to relies that they don't make you cooler. In fact, you don't need to be cooler. your fucking Ringo Starr !!!!!! All you need to do is focus on your music.
from,
Beatlebuddy